"What about these commandments then?"
"You again? All right... There shall be TWO commandments,
and this shall be the first of them:
"Keep the noise down."
"Just that? `Keep the noise down'?"
"You got it."
"Hmmm. And the second of Your commandments, Lord?"
"Do what thou wilst," (sayeth the Lord), "just
go away and don't bother Me now. For behold,
some of Us are trying to get some sleep around here."
-- Seven Deadly Sins
Bart: Milhouse...do you ever worry that your mom might stop loving
you?
Milhouse: What? I'm more worried about pirhanas. Did you see that
movie where they send a nuclear submarine to fight the
pirhanas, and one of them swims right down the periscope and
bites the guy in the eye, and he goes, "Aah!...