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What Did Ya Do With Your Burden And Your Cross? Did You Carry It Yourself Or Did You Cry?
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What did ya do with your burden and your cross?
Did you carry it yourself or did you cry?
You and I know that a burden and a cross,
Can only be carried on one man's back.
-- Louden Wainwright III
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What did ya do with your burder and your cross? Did you carry it yourself or did you cry?
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Well, in all this excitement, I clean forgot myself....
Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
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The cadet leader plays, "Taps." Lisa climbs the ladder to the first platform, as the crowd begins jeering] Lisa...
Bart: [plaintive] Are you there, God? It's me, Bart Simpson.
I know I never paid too much attention in church, but I could really use some of that good stuff now....
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a chicken?
I don't know, but you have to saw the eggs open....