A Bunch Of Guys Were Playing Cards In The Hospital.

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A bunch of guys were playing cards in the hospital. They figured out a
method of playing poker using the diagnosis chart at the foot of the bed.
First guy said, "I got a pair of hernias." Second guy says, "I have three
ruptures." Third guy says, "Well, I have four enemas." Well, they gave him
the pot.
-- Davy Bold

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