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• Excuse me... What does God need with a starship? -- Kirk, "The Final Frontier," stardate 8451.1.
• Real starship captains don't need hair.
• I am not concerned with pleasure, Commander, I am a warrior.
  "Even Klingons need love now and then." For what we would consider love, sir, I would need a Klingon woman....
• Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
  Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...
• That is how a Klingon lures a mate. "Are you telling me to yell at Salia?
  No, no, no. Men do not roar. Women roar. Then they hurl heavy objects....
• There are times when I long for a Klingon woman. -- Worf
• Captain, I need to kill someone. -- Worf
• INSUFFICIANT MEM... er... How does that go again?
• Everything that can happen, does. -- Worf's Law