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• What do they call a woman without an asshole? Divorced.
• CFE Call Field Engineer [What do you call them?]
• What do you call a female clown? A Clunt :-)
• What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
• What do you call a hippie with no legs? A veteran.
• What do you call a potato in orbit? A spudnik.
• Just because something doesn't do what you planned it to do doesn't mean it's useless.
  -- Thomas Alva Edison (1847-1931)...
• Lord Hermes, is it true you can conjure up *anything*?
  "Yes." "Awesome! Do y'know what a video entertainment center is?...
• Never underestimate the power of a woman. If you do, they'll call you names.
  ..like "husband" and "father"--but not necessarily in that order....