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  Flatman and Ribbon....
• Q: What do you call an Irish pervert? A: An Irishman who prefers sex to whiskey.
  -- As told to me by my favorite Irish prie...
• Homer dances on a beach with ice cream cones and lollipops] Home
  [singing] Sugar, do-do-do do, do do, Oh, honey honey, do-do-do do, do do, You are my candy girl....
• What do hurricanes and steroids have in common? They both make Jamaicans run like hell!
• Oh, he [a big dog] hunts with papa," she said. "He says Don Carlos [the dog] is good for almost every kind of game.
  He went duck hunting one time and did real well at it....
• A man goes to rob a bank. He brings two things: a hand grenade and his dog.
  He pulls the pin, lobs the grenade at the doors of the bank and ducks behind cover....
• Barlow: [on the radio] My friends, Bob is a political prisoner.
  I want every loyal listener to do everything they can to get him out of jail....
• Bob: Bart, for once, I'm not trying to kill you. I know it's an awkward situation, and I don't like it any more than you do, but you've got to trust me.
  Bart: Ah, what the hell. -- That's the spirit, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power lines.
  .. I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn yourself on his eye....