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Bob: Bart, For Once, I'm Not Trying To Kill You.
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Bob: Bart, for once, I'm not trying to kill you. I know it's an
awkward situation, and I don't like it any more than you do, but
you've got to trust me.
Bart: Ah, what the hell.
-- That's the spirit, "The Brother From Another Series"
Related:
Cecil: At last I'm going to do what Bob never could.
Kill Bart Simpson! Bart: Throwing me off a dam?...
Bob: You...you saved my life. Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
Bob: You do know I used to have a...problem with trying to kill people.
Cecil: Goodness! I had no idea! For you see, I have been on Mars for the past decade, in a cave with my eyes shut, and my fingers in my ears....
Edna: It's so exciting to be dating a killer. Bob
To be fair, I never successfully killed anyone. Edna...
Bart: He's more the same than ever. And I know where the evidence is.
There's only one place where it could possibly be....
Bob: [Angrily] You again! Well, that's it. [ominously] I'm going to do what I should have done a long time ago.
[at the Simpson home, there is a knock at the door....
Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's chief hydrological and hydrodynamical engineer....
Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier....
Lisa: Hey, you said we were going to Dairy Queen. Ba
I lied. Now help me rummage through Bob's trash for clues....