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• You can drop a mouse down a thousand-yard mine shaft and, on arriving at the bottom, it gets a slight shock and walks away.
  A rat would probably be killed, though it can fall safely from the eleventh story of a building, a man is broken, a horse splashes....
• Beware of bow-hunters, You might get the SHAFT!
• Sometimes you get the elevator, sometimes the shaft.
• What would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the Devil?
  "I'd cut down every law in England to do that." "Oh?...
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
• Q: What do you get when you stuff a flaming stick down a rabbit-hole? A: Hot cross bunnies!
• What is it, Lassie? A boy fell down a mine shaft and broke his ankle and is diabetic and needs insulin?
  Is THAT what you're trying to tell me?...
• Life is like a piano... what you get out of it depends on how you play it.