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• Lisa: So, Bart, have your insides been gnawed away by guilt yet?
  Bart: Sell it to Hallmark, Sis. You're looking at Cucumber boy, as in "Cool as a"....
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• Tell me what to think!!!
• Bart: What a perfect plan. Now, Roger Myers will tell as just.
  .. Myers: [announcing the studio's re-opening] And so when no one could think of a plan to resurect Itchy & Scratchy, a young boy, a wonderful irrepressible young boy, took it on his own to solve the problem....