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• What do you think I am? Human? -- Woody Allen, "What's New, Pussycat?
• Silence when you're shouting at me! -- Woody Allen, What's New, Pussycat?
• Lascivious adulterer!" "Don't call me that again until I look it up!
  Ah, a lascivious adulterer is a man who is a lascivious adulterer!...
• I was almost shot and killed before the opening credits! -- Woody Allen, "What's Up, Tiger Lily?
• I was thrown out of N.Y.U. my freshman year. . . for cheating on my metaphysics final.
  You know, I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me....
• Apu (Kwik-E-Mart clerk): "Haven't I seen you on TV somewhere before?
  Homer: "Nah, you have me confused with Fred Flintstone....
• I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.
• I don't think I could take a mellow evening because I don't respond well to mellow.
  You know what I mean? I have a tendency to--if I get too mellow--I ripen and then rot....
• What? Me worry? I have a backup.....somewhere.....