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• Push button Rub hands together vigorously under air stream Wipe hands on pants.
  -- Written over faded instructions on electric hand drye...
• If you visit an American City, You will find it very pretty.
  Just two things of which you must beware: Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air....
• Stops wetness, keeps you dryer.
• I washed a sock. Then I put it in the dryer. When I took it out, it was gone. -- Steven Wrigh
• Lenny: [drunk] Eh, Burnsie. This was some swell shindig.
  Thank you very much! Burns: [frightened] Smithers, what's happening?...
• You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
  'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!...
• BEAUTY: What's in your eye when you have a bee in your hand.
• You really know you have gotten a good and just revenge whe your prey makes useless hand motions before being plowed under by the steamroller of destiny!
  -- From the tales of dale turbo...
• Go face the fire at sea, or the cholera in your friend's house, or the burglar in your own, or what danger lies in the way of duty, knowing you are guarded by the cherubim of Destiny.
  If you believe in Fate to your harm, believe it, at least, for your good....