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• The postman always rings twice.
• Here 's to the maiden of bashful fifteen; Here 's to the widow of fifty
  Here 's to the flaunting, extravagant quean, And here 's to the housewife that 's thrifty!...
• Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
• I'm no housewife, try Domestic Engineer!
• Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tate
• Be careful when eating bananas. Monsters might slip on the peels.
• Couch potatoes have brain tubers.
• I always think twice before I say something stupid. --Loesje Televisio