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• Tyrant of the Potatoes: Dick Tate
• He died a hero's death, dying so his friends might live.
  .. ...And that his enemies might have something to go with their potatoes....
• Vodka is the best way to cook potatoes. You get all the flavor of the potato and don't even have to put in your false teeth.
  -- Albert Engstrom...
• A couch is as good as a chair.
• Psychiatrists do it on the couch.
• Your couch or mine??
• Anyone have a coat hanger? My brain itches.