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What Is The Worst Of Woes That Wait On Age?
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What is the worst of woes that wait on age? What stamps the wrinkle
deeper on the brow? To view each lov'd one blotted from life's page,
and be alone on earth as I am now.
-- Byron
Related:
Time writes no wrinkle on thine azure brow,-- Such as creation's dawn beheld, thou rollest now.
-- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Childe Harold's Pilgrimage, Canto iv, Stanza 182...
Now instead of my boring old sermon, I'm going to take a page from the Book of Bart to do something I've always wanted to do.
[Walks over to the organ] Take five, Mrs. Feesh. [Begins playing "The Entertainer" badly] Wait, wait, I can do this....
Now what I want is, Facts...Facts alone are wanted in life. -- Charles Dicke
Now what's the matter? -- One of the world's worst questions -- Jane Goodsell
Bob: [on the radio] But it would be terribly myopic of me to blame all my current woes on one spiky-haired little simpleton.
Barlow: Mm hm, myopic. Or to say the least, intransigent....
I don't exercise. What's in it for me? You've got to offer me more than my life to get me on a Stairmaster grunting for two hours.
I view my body as a way of getting my head from one place to another. -- Dave Thoma...
Lovejoy: Dearly beloved... Homer: Wait! I want one last chance to enjoy single life.
[scratches his butt and belches] Okay, ready....
Lull'd in the countless chambers of the brain, Our thoughts are link'd by many a hidden chai
Awake but one, and lo, what myriads arise! Each stamps its image as the other flies....
Smithers: What would each of you say is your worst quality?
Man 1: Well, I <am> a workaholic. Man 2: I push myself too hard....