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What's A JAPs Idea Of Natural Child Birth? No Makeup.
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What's a JAPs idea of natural child birth?
No makeup.
Related:
The best thing is to look natural, but it takes makeup to look natural. -- Calvin Klei
The idea with natural childbirth is to avoid drugs so the mother can share the first intimate moments after birth with the baby and the father and the obstetrician and the standby anesthesiologist and the nurses and the person who cleans the room.
-- Dave Barry...
He could be a poster child for retroactive birth control.
He could be a poster child for retroactive birth control.
Mark Livingston - Poster child for birth control.
Ross Perot - Poster child for birth control.
Have you seen the poster child for birth control? Got a mirror?
Hey, what's the idea? -- Larry
What's the most popular form of birth control? The headache.
