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• As the expected time of birth drew near, the mother-to-be asked her obstetrician, "Will my husband be permitted to stay with me during my delivery?
  "Certainly," the doctor answered. "The father should always be present at the moment of birth....
• I told my mother I was going to have natural childbirth.
  She said to me, "Linda, you've been taking drugs all your life....
• We males cannot really know the misery of female birth control, just as we cannot know the pain of childbirth (a fact for which I get down on my knees and give thanks at every opportunity).
  -- Dave Barry...
• What's a JAPs idea of natural child birth? No makeup.
• In the natural childbirth classes my wife and I took, the birthing process was represented by a hand puppet being pushed through a sock.
  So, at the actual birth, I was shocked to see all this blood....
• We delivered our child via natural childbirth, the procedure invented by a man named Lamaze--the Marquis de Lamaze, a disciple of Dr.
  Josef Mengele, who concluded that women could counteract the incredible pain of childbirth through breathing....
• If at all possible, you should avoid being a young person or a wheat farmer when the president starts feeling international tension.
  -- Dave Barry...
• Ultimately what's most lasting are those intimate moments that are so fleeting.
  Those magical, mystical moments where a man leaves himself and becomes one withanother person....
• Who cleans up after all the congresscritters' Bravo Sierra?