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• Bookkeeper: Mr. Goldwyn, our files are bulging with paperwork we no longer need.
  May I have your permission to destroy all records before 1945?...
• A bank robber hits the biggest bank in LA. He's planned this heist for years and everything goes like clockwork
  but as he's running out of the bank he notices one security camera aimed right at him....
• Homer: Listen here: my name is Homer J. Simpson. You guys think I'm dead, but I'm not.
  Now I want you to straighten this out without a lot of your bureaucratic red tape and mumbo- jumbo!...
• Before backing up ... make a backup.
• Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea
  Why not build a big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable prices?...
• Several years ago, some smart businessmen had an idea
  Why not build a big store where a do-it-yourselfer could get everything he needed at reasonable prices?...
• Albert Einstein was a late talker as a child. His parents were understandably worried.
  finally at the supper table one evening, He broke his silence to say, The soup is too hot....