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• Ralph: Dad, will you do my math for me tonight? Dad
  No, son, it wouldn't be right. Ralph: Well, you could try....
• Father: Son, it's time we talked about sex. Son: Sure, Dad, what do you want to know?
• Abe: [narrating] The story of the Simpson family began in the Old Country.
  I forget which one exactly. My dad would drone on and on about America....
• Larry: Dad, what's with you tonight? I mean, I'm getting frostbite over here.
  Burns: I'll tell you what's with me! The humiliation of having a coarse, boorish ignoramus for a son!...
• Homer: My dad never believed in me. I'm not going to make the same mistake
  I'm going to be nicer to my son and meaner to my dad....
• BLAM! BLAM! POW! POW!" "What's going on, Dad?" "I'm defending our home from foreign invaders, son.
  -- Doonesbury...
• Man: Your father really needs your help. You don't want him to get a lobotomy, do you?
  Bart: Hm... lobotomy... [begin dream] [Bart is playing in the house and breaks a lamp] Home...
• Homer: Come on, Lisa, say something funny. [holds a tape recorded with a microphone] Lisa
  Like what? Homer: Oh, something stupid like Bart would say....
• I hear you reproach, "But delay was best, For their end was a crime.
  Oh, a crime will do As well, I reply, to serve for a test As a virtue golden through and through, Sufficient to vindicate itself And prove its worth at a moment's view!...