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• Q: What's the difference between a duck and an elephant? A: You can't get down off an elephant.
• What do you call a JAP 10? A JAP 3 with $7,000,000 in the bank.
• Q: How do you make an elephant float? A: You get two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer...
• What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
• Q: Know what the difference between your latest project and putting wings on an elephant is?
  A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh......
• Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
  Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....
• What do you give a seasick elephant? Lots of room.
• What do you get when you cross a JAP with a computer? A machine that never goes down.
• Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.