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• What's the difference between a JAP and an elephant?
  10 pounds. How do you get them to be the same? Force feed the elephant....
• Q: Know what the difference between your latest project and putting wings on an elephant is?
  A: Who knows? The elephant *might* fly, heh, heh......
• Q: How do you make an elephant float? A: You get two scoops of elephant and some rootbeer...
• Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: One leg is both the same.
• What do you get if you cross an elephant with a grape? |grape| * |elephant| * sin(theta).
• Q: How can you tell if an elephant is having an affair with your wife?
  A: You have to wait 22 months....
• Q: How do you shoot a blue elephant? A: With a blue-elephant gun.
  Q: How do you shoot a pink elephant? A: Twist its trunk until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue-elephant gun....
• Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
• Q: How did the elephant get to the top of the oak tree?
  A: He sat on a acorn and waited for spring. Q: But how did he get back down?...