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• Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness and an atheist?
  A: Someone who knocks on your door for no reason whatsoever....
• because Bill Gates is a Jehovah's witness and so nothing can work on St. Swithin's day.
• If you don't count some of Jehovah's injunctions, there are no humorists in the Bible.
  -- Mordecai Richle...
• Jehovah is an alien and still threatens this planet!
• Judge: Hello, Bart. Now, you do understand the difference between telling the truth and telling a lie, don't you son?
  Bart: Maybe. Judge: Uh huh. Well, you wouldn't lie to the United States, would you, Bart?...
• What's the difference between genius & stupidity? Me, and You.
• What's the difference between a woman on PMS and an Iranian terrorist?
  You can negotiate with the terrorist....
• As you leave, the door swings shut.