Judge: Hello, Bart. Now, you do understand the difference between
telling the truth and telling a lie, don't you son?
Bart: Maybe.
Judge: Uh huh. Well, you wouldn't lie to the United States, would you,
Bart?
Homer and Hutz: [prompting, whispering] No! No!
Bart: No.
-- Bart takes the witness stand,
"Bart Gets Hit by a Car"