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• If God had a beard, he'd be a UNIX programmer.
• André Bensoussan once explained to me the difference between a programmer and a designe
  "If you make a general statement, a programmer says, 'Yes, but....
• It just shows you that God is a programmer. That he hacked the code in six days explains much about the bugs our universe.
  .. -- Ore...
• The difference between Liberty and liberties is as great as between God and gods.
• Find the fallacy: All UNIX systems programmers have beards.
  God has a beard. Therefore, God is a UNIX systems programmer....
• He is no dummy. He is my programmer!
• What a difference there is between what we say and what we think. -- Racine
• In the begining, God created the Earth and he said, "Let there be mud.
  And there was mud. And God said, "Let Us make living creatures out of mud, so the mud can see what we have done....
• What did the programmer say when he was asked why he couldn't sleep?
  I keep having this recurring nightmare....