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• Find the fallacy: All UNIX systems programmers have beards.
  God has a beard. Therefore, God is a UNIX systems programmer....
• What's the difference between God and a programmer? God doesn't think he is a programmer.
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• The president's weird. He's got a burgundy beard. It's a ripoff.
• If God could make angels, why did he bother with men? -- Dagobert D. Runes (1902-1982)
• He is no dummy. He is my programmer!
• If God had intended women to rule he would've given them penise
• It just shows you that God is a programmer. That he hacked the code in six days explains much about the bugs our universe.
  .. -- Ore...
• Damn it . . . Don't you dare ask God to help me." (To her housekeeper, who had begun to pray aloud.
  ) ~~ Joan Crawford, actress, d. May 10, 1977...