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• I'm not happy until I've violated somebody's civil rights and then put them in jail.
  ... That ruins their day ... but it makes mine....
• Batton down the hatches, several thousand Zulus approaching from the north.
  -- Christopher Commission report of LAPD car-to-car computer message, 7/91...
• A day without sunshine is like night.
• Capture him, beat him and treat him like dirt.
  -- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
• If you encounter these negroes shoot first, ask questions later.
  -- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...