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I'm Not Happy Until I've Violated Somebody's Civil Rights And Then Put Them In Jail.
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I'm not happy until I've violated somebody's civil rights and then put them
in jail. ... That ruins their day ... but it makes mine.
-- Christopher Commission report of LAPD car-to-car computer message, 7/91
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What's up in the ghetto, boy. Oh they just captured the suspect.
A day without violence is like a day without sunshine....
Batton down the hatches, several thousand Zulus approaching from the north.
-- Christopher Commission report of LAPD car-to-car computer message, 7/91...
Capture him, beat him and treat him like dirt.
-- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
If you encounter these negroes shoot first, ask questions later.
-- LAPD squad-car computer message, as quoted in the Christopher Report, 7/91...
what's happening...
Did U arrest the 85 yr old lady or just beat her up.
We just slapped her around a bit... she's getting m/t [medical treatment] right now....
U can c the color of the interior of the [vehicle].
.. dig. Ya stop cars with blk interior. Bees they naugahyde....
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
I(ve) B(een) M(islead)