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• Newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take you away.
  Look for the girl with the sun in her eyes and she's gone....
• Long's Notes 1) Always store beer in a dark place.
  2) Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent....
• Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.
• Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what is wrong with it.
• Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few.
  In democracy, what you get generally is bad government by a bully, tempered by the pen of several newspaper editors....
• FACTS! YOU WANT FACTS!?
• NEWSFLASH: Colonel Panic's Software Bazaar in Yakima, Washington has instituted a new policy requiring customers to undergo a five-day waiting period before purchasing any Microsoft products.
• Do you think what we're doing is wrong?" "Of course it's wrong!
  It's illegal!" "I've never done anything illegal before....