What's Wrong With The Sketch?" "Child Molestation Is A Touchy Subject.

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"What's wrong with the sketch?"
"Child molestation is a touchy subject."
"Read the papers, half the country is doing it!"
"Yes, but you name names."
"We don't name names ... okay, we say the pope. We always say the pope."
-- Woody Allen, "Hannah and her Sisters"

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