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• Nietzsche says that we will live the same life, over and over again.
  God -- I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again. -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and Her Siste...
• I had a great time. It was like the Nuremburg Trials. -- Woody Allen, Hannah and her Siste
• If God exists, why did he allow Nazis?" "How should I know?
  I don't even know how the can opener works." -- Woody Allen, "Hannah and her Siste...
• If Jesus came back today, and saw what was going on in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.
  -- Max Von Sydow's character in Woody Allen's Hannah and Her Siste...
• What's wrong with the sketch?" "Child molestation is a touchy subject.
  "Read the papers, half the country is doing it!" "Yes, but you name names....
• If I had my life to live over again, I'd be a plumber. -- Albert Einstei
• Have I found GOD? Why, did you lose Her AGAIN?
• What if a demon were to creep after you one night, in your loneliest loneness, and say, "This life which you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more
  and every pain and joy and thought and sigh must come again to you, all in the same sequence....
• If you had your life to live over again--you'd need more money. -- Construction Dige