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• Homer: Hey! Are you like one of those English guards who can't laugh or smile or anything?
  [makes noises and faces at him] [gets punched in the face] Ow!...
• Ollie North: "They convicted me on shredded evidence!
• ALWAYS tell the truth - Unless something better is handy.
• Bart: Hey, G.I.Joe: your sign's broken. We're already in Australia.
  Marine: Actually, Sir, the embassy is considered American soil, Sir!...
• The men the American people admire most extravagantly are the most daring lia
  he men they detest most violently are those who try to tell them the truth. -- H.L. Mencke...
• Nancy Reagan: "Say, Ron, didn't you call Ollie North a patriot?
  Ronald Reagan: "I don't remember....
• Want to speak with Fawn Hall or Ollie North? They have an 800 number! Simply dial 1-800-WE SHRED
• Don't do the crime, if you can't do the time. -- Lt. Col. Ollie North
• logical adj. [from the technical term `logical device', wherein a physical device is referred to by an arbitrary `logical' name] Having the role of.
  If a person (say, Les Earnest at SAIL) who had long held a certain post left and were replaced, the replacement would for a while be known as the `logical' Les Earnest....