What To Do In Case Of An Alien Attack: 1) Hide Beneath The Seat Of Your Plane And Look Away.

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What to do in case of an alien attack:
1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact.
3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.
-- The Firesign Theatre, Everything you know is Wrong

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