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What To Do In Case Of An Alien Attack: 1) Hide Beneath The Seat Of Your Plane And Look Away.
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What to do in case of an alien attack:
1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact.
3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact.
-- The Firesign Theatre, Everything you know is Wrong
Related:
1) Face forward. 2) Fold hands in front. 3) Do not make eye contact.
4) Watch the numbers. 5) Don't talk to anyone you don't know....
If you are beginning to doubt what I am saying, you are probably hallucinating.
-- The Firesign Theatre, _Everything you know is Wrong_...
Beware! Your brain may no longer be the boss. -- Firesign Theatre, Everything you know is Wrong
Galactic Intelligence Test #1. Avoid contact with humans.
Avoid contact with skin.
And, no, I don't know what they will do to you if you contact them.
Everything you know is wrong. -- The Firesign Theate
Rangnekar's Modified Rules Concerning Decisions 1) If you must make a decision, delay it.
2) If you can authorize someone else to avoid a decision, do so....