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A Trap Door Opens Up Under You!
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A trap door opens up under you!
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The hand that turneth the knob, opens the door.
Herman: [whispers] What's the password? Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
Herman: Right you are. [opens the door] -- "Bart the General...
Smithers: Uck. My mouth tastes like an ashtray. [burps up a mouthful of cigarette butts] [opens bathroom doo
ees someone in the shower] [opens glass shower door] Bu...
If God shuts one door, he opens another.
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door. -- Paul Beatty
If all the world's a stage, who sprung the trap door on me?