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Herman: [whispers] What's The Password? Grampa: Let Me In, You Idiot!
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Herman: [whispers] What's the password?
Grampa: Let me in, you idiot!
Herman: Right you are. [opens the door]
-- "Bart the General"
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First, you'll need a declaration of war. That way, everything you do will be nice and legal.
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