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• Lisa: Old people deserve our respect. Look at Jacques Cousteau and Goldie Haw
  you wouldn't shut them away like second-class citizens....
• Homer talks to Mindy on a monitor] Burns: Look at those two inseparable chums, Smithers.
  That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to showcase at this year's energy convention....
• Leo Byzantius said, "What would you do, if you saw my wife, who scarce reaches up to my knees?
  ... Yet," went he on, "as little as we are, when we fall out with each other, the city of Byzantium is not big enough to hold us....
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You can't look at a girl without wondering what her tail would look like.
• Can you imagine what it would be like if there had been ``look and feel'' lawsuits over automobiles?
  -- Mark Diekhans (markd@sco.com)...
• With doctor's fees being what they are, you would think they could at least get something in the waiting room other than LIFE, COLLIERS and LOOK!
• Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone! Marge: Oh my Lord!
  Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer, [accusing] _Dad_....
• Supposing you're a housewife and you've goofed. Let's put it this way.
  It's 4:30 and you're still in bed--and that's pretty close to Ogre Time....
• We, and all others who believe in freedom as deeply as we do, would rather die on our feet than live on our knees.
  -- Franklin D. Roosevelt, Letter to Viscount Halifax, June 19, 1941...