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• Start with:) Hello, this is Adrian; I'm just returning your call.
  (Later change it to:) Hello, this is Adria...
• Amelia Rumford: Can I ask you a personal question? Docto
  Well, I don't see how I can stop you asking. Rumford...
• Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
  -- Alphonso the Wise (1221-1284)...
• If you could take all the laughter this man has given us, it would reach to the universe and fill up the black hole in space.
  ' -- Tony Orlando on Bob Hope...
• What would you call a horny Eskimo dwarf? A frigid midget with a rigid digit.
• Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.
  -- Alfonso the Wise [Quoted in "VMS Internals and Data Structures", V4....
• Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire
  you will what you imagine; and at last you create what you will. -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Cat: What is it? Rimmer: It's a rent in the space-time continuum.
  Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....
• The Creation of the Universe was made possible by a grant from Texas Instruments. -- PBS