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• You didn't say what you said I said you said.
• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• It is strangely in keeping with the manner of our courtship that the maid of honour should be a man.
  Oh! Thank you very much, my lord. ...And I use the word 'man' in its broadest possible sense....
• It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
• What think you, my lord, of...'love'? ...You mean rumpy-pumpy? -- Kate and Edmund : Bell
• Why on earth would an anarchist possibly want to kill you?
  I think it might have been _you_ he was after, sir....
• I remember once being on a station platform in Cleveland at four in the morning.
  A black porter was carrying my bags, and as we were waiting for the train to come in, he said to me...
• Short-term memory? Why would you say I... uh... what were we talking about?
• Don't you think what we're doing is wrong?" "Of course it's wrong!
  It's illegal!" "Well, I've never done anything illegal before....