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When A Group Of Newsmen Go Out To Dinner Together, The Bill Is To Be Evenly Divided Among Them, Regardless Of What Each One Eats And Drinks.
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When a group of newsmen go out to dinner together, the bill is to be
evenly divided among them, regardless of what each one eats and drinks.
-- Jack Germond
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When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)...
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