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When The Age Of The Vikings Came To A Close, They Must Have Sensed It.
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When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it.
Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back
and said, "Hey, good job."
-- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
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