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• When a lion meets another with a louder roar, the first lion thinks the last a bore. -- G.B. Shaw
• I never thought much of the courage of a lion-tamer.
  Inside the cage he is at least safe from people. -- George Bernard Shaw...
• No sooner had Jesus knocked over the dragon of superstition than Paul boldly set it on its legs again in the name of Jesus.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "Androcles and the Lion" (1916)...
• An Englishman thinks he is moral only when he is uncomfortable.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• Once upon a time a lion killed a bull and ate the entire animal.
  Feeling so well about it, the lion roared and roared....
• I trust the first lion he meets will do his duty. -- J.P. Morgan on Teddy Roosevelt's safari
• There may come a time when the lion and the lamb will lie down together, but I am still betting on the lion.
  -- Henry Wheeler Shaw (1818-1885)...
• When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth. -- George Bernard Shaw
• Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...