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• Middle age is that time when a man thinks that within a week or two, perhaps even three, he will be as good as ever.
• The man who says what he thinks is finished, and the man who thinks what he says is an idiot.
• By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong.
  -- Charles Wadsworth...
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• A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
• The wisest man is generally he who thinks himself the least so. -- Boileau
• Never argue with a man who buys ink by the barrel.
• Every man has three characters: that which he exhibits, that which he has, and that which he thinks he has.
  -- Alphonse Karr (1808-1890)...
• Observe that for the programmer, as for the chef, the urgency of the patron may govern the scheduled completion of the task, but it cannot govern the actual completion.
  An omelette, promised in two minutes, may appear to be progressing nicely....