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• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
  -- Don Marqui...
• People tell me, "gee, you look good." There are three ages of ma
  youth, middle age, and "gee, you look good." But I don't let old age bother me....
• When a man and a women argue, it is often the stupidest of the two who thinks He has won.
• Middle age: When your age starts to show at your middle.
• Middle age is a time of life that man first notices in his wife. -- Richard Armou
• There are two jazz musicians who are great buddies.
  They hang out and play together for years, virtually inseparable....
• After two or three weeks of this madness, you begin to feel As One with the man who said, "No news is good news.
  In twenty-eight papers, only the rarest kind of luck will turn up more than two or three articles of any interest....