Toggle navigation
Collections
Fun
Jokes
Fortune
Photo
Nicknames
Blog
ﻮﺑﻻگ
Iran
When A Man Says, "Get Thee Behind Me, Satan," He's Probably Ashamed To Have Even The Devil See What He's Up To.
Home
›
Fortune Cookies
›
Miscellaneous Collections
When a man says, "Get thee behind me, Satan," he's probably ashamed
to have even the devil see what he's up to.
Related:
Get thee behind me, Satan. I was here first.
Get thee behind me, Satan. -- New Testament -- Matthew xvi, 23
GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! You push, and I'll steer.
Get thee behind me, smoker!
An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed).
When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....
A man is walking down the street when he sees a man with four arms, and antennae coming out of his head.
He goes up to him and says, "You're not from around here, are you?...
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
This man is dangerous; he believes what he says.
Never kick a man when he's down - he may get up.