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Get Thee Behind Me, Satan. I Was Here First.
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Get thee behind me, Satan. I was here first.
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Get thee behind me, Satan. -- New Testament -- Matthew xvi, 23
GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN! You push, and I'll steer.
Get thee behind me, smoker!
When a man says, "Get thee behind me, Satan," he's probably ashamed to have even the devil see what he's up to.
Go, poor devil, get thee gone! Why should I hurt thee?
This world surely is wide enough to hold both thee and me....
I hold here a contract between myself and one Homer Simpson pledging me his soul for a donut -- which I delivered!
And it was scrump-diddley- umptious! -- The Satan/Flanders beast, "Treehouse of Horror IV...
Tax reform means: "Don't tax me. Don't tax thee. Tax that guy behind the tree." -- Russell Long
I give thee sixpence! I will see thee damned first.
-- George Canning (1770-1827) -- The Friend of Humanity and the Knife-Grinde...
Wert thou all that I wish thee, great, glorious, and free, First flower of the earth and first gem of the sea.
-- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- Remember Thee...