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• Leslie West heads for the sticks, to Providence, Rhode Island and tries to hide behind a beard.
  No good. There are still too many people and too many stares, always taunting, always smirking....
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  [Homer appears at the bedroom window, breaks a plate over his head] Home...
• Who tells a lie to save his credit wipes his nose on his sleeve to save his napkin.
  -- James Howell...
• QOTD: "It's hard to tell whether he has an ace up his sleeve or if the ace is missing from his deck altogether.
• When you speak to a man, look on his eyes; when he speaks to thee, look on his mouth.
  -- Ben Frankli...
• I'm sitting in a bar, having a drink. Over here is a man having a drink.
  He falls down three times. I pick him up each time....