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• Homer: [scarfing down donuts] Lenny: Hey, Homer, slow down.
  You're going to choke or something. Homer: Don't tell me how to eat donuts!...
• When Beer is Outlawed only Outlaws will brew Beer.
• It's not so hard to be married, When two maneuver as one
  It's not so hard to be married, And, Jesus Christ, is it fun. -- Stephen Sondheim, COMPANY...
• A beer doesn't care when you come. -- Women vs. Bee
• A beer doesn't mind when your mother visits. -- Men vs. Bee
• A beer will only come when you want it to. -- Men vs. Bee
• A brilliant maneuver destroys the bottle.
• Beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. -- Women vs. Bee
• When you're interrupted by a Beer, it's for a good reason.