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• I will not squeak chalk.
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• But..but... I WAS on topic--for another conference, sure, but...
• I remember that one fateful day when Coach took me aside.
  I knew what was coming. "You don't have to tell me," I said....
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  The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur....
• I used to be normal, then I joined this conference!