WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, [angels sing] her arm clad in the purest
shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water
signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry
Excalibur. [singing stops] That is why I am your king!
-- The Quest for the Holy Grail (Monty Python)
ARTHUR: Well, I AM king...
DENNIS: Oh king, eh, very nice. An' how'd you get that, eh? By exploitin'
the workers -- by 'angin' on to outdated imperialist dogma which
perpetuates the economic an' social differences in our society!...