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Whenever You're In Trouble, Get Yourself A Lawyer. Then You've Got Even More Trouble, But At Least You've Got A Lawyer.
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Whenever you're in trouble, get yourself a lawyer. Then you've got even
more trouble, but at least you've got a lawyer.
-- Chico Marx, "At the Circus"
Related:
You know you are in trouble when you've got insomnia so bad you can't fall asleep even when it's time to get up.
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you, cause if you do, you are in big trouble, serious trouble, lots of trouble and more trouble yet.
And the trouble is, if you don't risk anything, you risk even more.
Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
(takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
You boys lookin' for trouble?" "Sure.Whaddya got?" -- Marlon Brando, "The Wild One
You'll never get to heaven if you pay a lawyer.
With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
The trouble with you Is the trouble with me. Got two good eyes But we still don't see.
-- Robert Hunter, "Workingman's Dead...
Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.