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• If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, "The Pogo Party...
• If you wants to get elected president, you'se got to think up some memoraboble homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly...
• If you wants to get elected president, you've got to think up some memorable homily so's school kids can be pestered into memorizin' it, even if they don't know what it means.
  -- Walt Kelly, The Pogo Party...
• You think you know when you learn, are more sure when you can write, even more when you can teach, but certain when you can program.
  -- Alan J. Perli...
• You know you're in trouble when Worf smiles at you.
• You know you're in trouble when you forget your date with the DM.
• You know you're in trouble when you forget your skates at home.
• You know you've been hacking too long when... ...your last thought when falling asleep i
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