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• A bug is always wrong .... when arguing with a chicken.
• Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
  -- George Carli...
• What happens when you cross a chicken with a banjo? You get a chicken that plucks itself.
• When a poor man eats a chicken -- one of them is sick.
• When your computer has a virus, DON'T use chicken soup.
• Abortion kills one human being and maims another.
• Abolition of a woman's right to abortion, when and if she wants it, amounts to compulsory maternity
  form of rape by the State. -- Edward Abbey...
• Have you noticed that most of the women who are against abortion are women that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?
  -- George Carli...
• I remember when I was a kid I used to come home from Sunday School and my mother would get drunk and try to make pancakes.
  -- George Carli...